I’m sure Crank 2: High Voltage is a shockingly bad film. I haven’t seen it, nor the first one, but you can guarentee that any film with Jason Statham playing a cockney John McClane with the tagline ‘He was dead. Then he got better’ is going to be bloody awful. Granted, a few teenagers with haywire testerone are going to love it in much the same way they regard Statham’s other action franchise The Transporter, but the rest of us will either avoid it or leave the cinema and run straight home for a Coen Bros/Scorcese boxset marathon to exercise the memory. Read the rest of this entry »
This week, pseudo action-hero Paul Walker told a radio show that Fast and the Furious 5 is on the cards, and that both he and Vin Diesel would be reprising their roles. Considering that the first film was a masterclass in poor quality, over-budgeted, hi-concept dross and that the rest of the series has gotten progressively worse, the money-spinning success of the franchise can be the only possible reason it lives on.
Here, Eye Box casts its mind over other movie franchises which just won’t go away and considers how we can get rid of them… Read the rest of this entry »
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This is just to say a quick thank you to the BBC Blogs editorial team who linked my post on The Wire, which brought a lot of new people to my blog, and also to the Blogs of the Day wordpress blog, which ranked Eye Box in a top 100 last week. All good news and posting will increase over the next few days. I’ve been working at the Times Higher Education magazine so my output has dipped a bit but keeping checking in for more tele and film news and opinion.
Following on from my post about the public annoyance of the late night showing of The Wire on BBC, here is a discussion I had with my tell! Magazine co-news editor Ali Plumb about the problems with commissioning programmes on Britain’s public broadcaster.
Welcome to the world’s first Tellydump…
The Wire premiered on BBC2 yesterday… but many couldn’t stay awake to see it. Without securing iPlayer rights for the show, the question of editorial policy must be raised. Read the rest of this entry »
Upon hearing the news that The Apprentice scored the highest ever BBC1 opening show ratings – a hefty 8.1m viewers, or 13.5% of the entire UK – I thought that now seems like as good a time as any to round-up what we can expect from the Beeb’s four main channels, BBC1, 2, 3 and 4, in the coming months. Read the rest of this entry »